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8 Funny Bug Jokes for Kids

You'll bee sure to laugh out loud at these insect and bug jokes!

You might think bugs are awesome. You might think bugs are creepy. You might even think bugs are gross and scream when you see them... but we think you'll scream with laughter when you read these hilariously corny bug jokes and puns.

And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious animal jokes and chemistry jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks,
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Stool is another word for, well... dung.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks,

"Excuse me, is this stool taken?" "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"

What do you call a fly that lives on a dairy farm? A butterfly!
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What do you call a fly that lives on a dairy farm? What do you call a fly that lives on a dairy farm?

A butterfly! A butterfly!

What is an entomologist's favorite car? A Volkswagen Beetle, of course!
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What is an entomologist's favorite car? What is an entomologist's favorite car?

A Volkswagen Beetle, of course! A Volkswagen Beetle, of course!

Which insect is the smartest of all? The spelling bee!
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Which insect is the smartest of all? Which insect is the smartest of all?

The spelling bee! The spelling bee!

Why did the firefly do so well in school? It was very bright!
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Why did the firefly do so well in school? Why did the firefly do so well in school?

It was very bright! It was very bright!

Why did the spider buy a computer? It wanted to browse the web!
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Why did the spider buy a computer? Why did the spider buy a computer?

It wanted to browse the web! It wanted to browse the web!

Why do bees have such great-looking hair? They're always near a honeycomb.
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Why do bees have such great-looking hair? Why do bees have such great-looking hair?

They're always near a honeycomb. They're always near a honeycomb.

Why do some insects have so many cousins? Because they have so many ants and uncles!
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Why do some insects have so many cousins? Why do some insects have so many cousins?

Because they have so many ants and uncles! Because they have so many ants and uncles!


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