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12 Funny Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

These hilarious jokes about dinosaurs can't be tricera-topped!

Is your sense of humor highly evolved, or prehistoric? Either way, these jokes and puns about dinosaurs will be sure to put a big, toothy grin on your face!

And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious cat jokes and school jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.

Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted? It was a blast from the past!
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Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted? Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted?

It was a blast from the past! It was a blast from the past!

Do you know how long dinosaurs lived? Pretty much the same as the shorter ones!
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Do you know how long dinosaurs lived? Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?

Pretty much the same as the shorter ones! Pretty much the same as the shorter ones!

What do you call a dinosaur wearing sunglasses? A do-you-think-he-saurus!
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What do you call a dinosaur wearing sunglasses? What do you call a dinosaur wearing sunglasses?

A do-you-think-he-saurus! A do-you-think-he-saurus!

What do you call a prehistoric pig? A Jurassic pork!
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What do you call a prehistoric pig? What do you call a prehistoric pig?

A Jurassic pork! A Jurassic pork!

What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed? Run away and sleep somewhere else!
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What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed? What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?

Run away and sleep somewhere else! Run away and sleep somewhere else!

Where do paleontologists spend their spare change? At the dino-store!
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Where do paleontologists spend their spare change? Where do paleontologists spend their spare change?

At the dino-store! At the dino-store!

Which dinosaur had the largest vocabulary? The thesaurus!
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Which dinosaur had the largest vocabulary? Which dinosaur had the largest vocabulary?

The thesaurus! The thesaurus!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're extinct, duh!
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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're extinct, duh! Because they're extinct, duh!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it's in the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it's in the bathroom? Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it's in the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent! Because the 'p' is silent!

Why did the T. rex cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet!
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Why did the T. rex cross the road? Why did the T. rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet! Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet!

Why didn't dinosaurs ever take showers? They didn't want to become ex-stinked!
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Why didn't dinosaurs ever take showers? Why didn't dinosaurs ever take showers?

They didn't want to become ex-stinked! They didn't want to become ex-stinked!

Why were dinosaurs such poor drivers? They kept getting into tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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Why were dinosaurs such poor drivers? Why were dinosaurs such poor drivers?

They kept getting into tyrannosaurus wrecks! They kept getting into tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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