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Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

These hilarious jokes about dinosaurs can't be tricera-topped!

Is your sense of humor highly evolved, or prehistoric? Either way, these jokes and puns about dinosaurs will be sure to put a big, toothy grin on your face!

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Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted? Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted?

It was a blast from the past! It was a blast from the past!

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Do you know how long dinosaurs lived? Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?

Pretty much the same as the shorter ones! Pretty much the same as the shorter ones!

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What do you call a dinosaur wearing sunglasses? What do you call a dinosaur wearing sunglasses?

A do-you-think-he-saurus! A do-you-think-he-saurus!

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What do you call a prehistoric pig? What do you call a prehistoric pig?

A Jurassic pork! A Jurassic pork!

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What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed? What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?

Run away and sleep somewhere else! Run away and sleep somewhere else!

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Where do paleontologists spend their spare change? Where do paleontologists spend their spare change?

At the dino-store! At the dino-store!

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Which dinosaur had the largest vocabulary? Which dinosaur had the largest vocabulary?

The thesaurus! The thesaurus!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're extinct, duh! Because they're extinct, duh!

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Why did the T. rex cross the road? Why did the T. rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet! Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet!

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Why didn't dinosaurs drive? Why didn't dinosaurs drive?

They were afraid of getting into a Tyrannosaurus wreck! They were afraid of getting into a Tyrannosaurus wreck!

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Why didn't dinosaurs ever take showers? Why didn't dinosaurs ever take showers?

They didn't want to become ex-stinked! They didn't want to become ex-stinked!


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