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12 Funny Space Jokes for Kids

These space jokes are out of this world!

What do astronauts do for fun? Well, we're not totally sure to be perfectly honest, but we'd like to think they're laughing at these funny space jokes, puns, and riddles.

Gear up for liftoff and get ready for some astronomical laughs with these hilarious astronomy and space jokes and riddles.

And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious bug jokes and physics jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.

Astronomers got bored of watching the world spin... so they called it a day!
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Astronomers got bored of watching the world spin... Astronomers got bored of watching the world spin...

so they called it a day! so they called it a day!

Did you hear that Saturn got engaged? Just look at the size of that ring!
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Did you hear that Saturn got engaged? Did you hear that Saturn got engaged?

Just look at the size of that ring! Just look at the size of that ring!

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
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How does the moon cut his hair? How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it! Eclipse it!

What do astronauts enjoy reading? Comet books!
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What do astronauts enjoy reading? What do astronauts enjoy reading?

Comet books! Comet books!

What do astronauts use when typing? The space bar!
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What do astronauts use when typing? What do astronauts use when typing?

The space bar! The space bar!

What is the Earth's favorite game? Life! But sadly, no other planets ever play with it...
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What is the Earth's favorite game? What is the Earth's favorite game?

"Life!" But sadly, no other planets ever play with it... "Life!" But sadly, no other planets ever play with it...

What's the trick to throwing a great space-themed party? Planet ahead of time!
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What's the trick to throwing a great space-themed party? What's the trick to throwing a great space-themed party?

Planet ahead of time! Planet ahead of time!

Where do astronauts pay to park? Parking meteors!
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Where do astronauts pay to park? Where do astronauts pay to park?

Parking meteors! Parking meteors!

Why are astronauts always super happy while they're in space? With less gravity, there's nothing to drag them down!
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Why are astronauts always super happy while they're in space? Why are astronauts always super happy while they're in space?

With less gravity, there's nothing to drag them down! With less gravity, there's nothing to drag them down!

Why couldn't the astronomer get a room at the Blue Moon Hotel? It was full!
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Why couldn't the astronomer get a room at the Blue Moon Hotel? Why couldn't the astronomer get a room at the Blue Moon Hotel?

It was full! It was full!

Why did the astronaut go missing before the big mission? He thought it was T-minus 60 seconds to lunch!
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Why did the astronaut go missing before the big mission? Why did the astronaut go missing before the big mission?

He thought it was T-minus 60 seconds to lunch! He thought it was T-minus 60 seconds to lunch!

Why is the sun so smart? It has thousands of degrees!
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Why is the sun so smart? Why is the sun so smart?

It has thousands of degrees! It has thousands of degrees!


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