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Hilarious Space Jokes for Kids

These space jokes are out of this world!

What do astronauts do for fun? Well, we're not totally sure to be perfectly honest, but we'd like to think they're laughing at these funny space jokes, puns, and riddles.

Gear up for liftoff and get ready for some astronomical laughs with these hilarious astronomy and space jokes and riddles.

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Astronomers got bored of watching the world spin... Astronomers got bored of watching the world spin...

so they called it a day! so they called it a day!

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Did you hear that Saturn got engaged? Did you hear that Saturn got engaged?

Just look at the size of that ring! Just look at the size of that ring!

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How does the moon cut his hair? How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it! Eclipse it!

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What do astronauts enjoy reading? What do astronauts enjoy reading?

Comet books! Comet books!

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What do astronauts use when typing? What do astronauts use when typing?

The space bar! The space bar!

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What is the Earth's favorite game? What is the Earth's favorite game?

"Life!" But sadly, no other planets ever play with it... "Life!" But sadly, no other planets ever play with it...

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What's the trick to throwing a great space-themed party? What's the trick to throwing a great space-themed party?

Planet ahead of time! Planet ahead of time!

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Where do astronauts pay to park? Where do astronauts pay to park?

Parking meteors! Parking meteors!

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Why are astronauts in space always in a good mood? Why are astronauts in space always in a good mood?

With less gravity, there's nothing to drag them down! With less gravity, there's nothing to drag them down!

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Why couldn't the astronomer get a room at the Blue Moon Hotel? Why couldn't the astronomer get a room at the Blue Moon Hotel?

It was full! It was full!

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Why did the astronaut go missing before the big mission? Why did the astronaut go missing before the big mission?

He thought it was T-minus 60 seconds to lunch! He thought it was T-minus 60 seconds to lunch!


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