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Alex's Laboratory

From USA
Joined 3 January 2018

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Jokes

Why did the robot go to school? Its mind was a little rusty.
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Why did the robot go to school? Why did the robot go to school?

Its mind was a little rusty. Its mind was a little rusty.

What do you call a toad that gets stuck in the mud? Annoyed and unhoppy!
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What do you call a toad that gets stuck in the mud? What do you call a toad that gets stuck in the mud?

Annoyed and unhoppy! Annoyed and unhoppy!

What type of fish is most afraid of dogs? Catfish, of course!
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What type of fish is most afraid of dogs? What type of fish is most afraid of dogs?

Catfish, of course! Catfish, of course!

Why were dinosaurs such poor drivers? They kept getting into tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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Why were dinosaurs such poor drivers? Why were dinosaurs such poor drivers?

They kept getting into tyrannosaurus wrecks! They kept getting into tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What did one pencil say to the other? Looking sharp today!
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What did one pencil say to the other? What did one pencil say to the other?

"Looking sharp today!" "Looking sharp today!"

Why are frogs always so carefree?  They just eat whatever bugs them!
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Why are frogs always so carefree? Why are frogs always so carefree?

They just eat whatever bugs them! They just eat whatever bugs them!

Albert Einstein was a genius! His brother, Frank, on the other hand...
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Albert Einstein was a genius! Albert Einstein was a genius!

His brother, Frank, on the other hand... His brother, Frank, on the other hand...

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
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How do you make a tissue dance? How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it! Put a little boogie in it!

What did the volcano say to its kids? I lava you!
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What did the volcano say to its kids? What did the volcano say to its kids?

"I lava you!" "I lava you!"

Why did the math teacher become a farmer? She was great with pro-tractors!
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Why did the math teacher become a farmer? Why did the math teacher become a farmer?

She was great with pro-tractors! She was great with pro-tractors!

What do cats say before winning a game of chess? Check meowt!
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What do cats say before winning a game of chess? What do cats say before winning a game of chess?

"Check meowt!" "Check meowt!"

Why was the pony having trouble singing? It was a little horse!
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Why was the pony having trouble singing? Why was the pony having trouble singing?

It was a little horse! It was a little horse!