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Alex's Laboratory

From USA
Joined 3 January 2018

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Jokes

Want to hear a joke about nitrogen and oxygen? NO!
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Want to hear a joke about nitrogen and oxygen? Want to hear a joke about nitrogen and oxygen?

NO! NO!

Did you hear about the cow that tried to start a business? Unfortunately, it was an udder catastrophe!
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Did you hear about the cow that tried to start a business? Did you hear about the cow that tried to start a business?

Unfortunately, it was an udder catastrophe! Unfortunately, it was an udder catastrophe!

Where do paleontologists spend their spare change? At the dino-store!
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Where do paleontologists spend their spare change? Where do paleontologists spend their spare change?

At the dino-store! At the dino-store!

What type of fish is most afraid of dogs? Catfish, of course!
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What type of fish is most afraid of dogs? What type of fish is most afraid of dogs?

Catfish, of course! Catfish, of course!

Why are cats so good at winning arguments? They can be extremely purr-suasive!
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Why are cats so good at winning arguments? Why are cats so good at winning arguments?

They can be extremely purr-suasive! They can be extremely purr-suasive!

Do you know how long dinosaurs lived? Pretty much the same as the shorter ones!
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Do you know how long dinosaurs lived? Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?

Pretty much the same as the shorter ones! Pretty much the same as the shorter ones!

How do you care for a sick lemon? Give it lemon aid!
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How do you care for a sick lemon? How do you care for a sick lemon?

Give it lemon aid! Give it lemon aid!

What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mouse-keeping!
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What's a cat's favorite magazine? What's a cat's favorite magazine?

Good Mouse-keeping! Good Mouse-keeping!

Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
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Why are fish so smart? Why are fish so smart?

They live in schools! They live in schools!

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, Excuse me, is this stool taken?
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Explanation:
Stool is the medical term for... well... you know!

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks,

"Excuse me, is this stool taken?" "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"

Albert Einstein was a genius! His brother, Frank, on the other hand...
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Albert Einstein was a genius! Albert Einstein was a genius!

His brother, Frank, on the other hand... His brother, Frank, on the other hand...

What are a pirate's three favorite elements? Obviously, gold and silver... but don't forget aaarrrgon!
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Explanation:
Argon is a chemical element, with atomic number 18 and symbol Ar.

What are a pirate's three favorite elements? What are a pirate's three favorite elements?

Obviously, gold and silver... but don't forget aaarrrgon! Obviously, gold and silver... but don't forget aaarrrgon!