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Alex's Laboratory

From USA
Joined 3 January 2018

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Jokes

What do frogs order at restaurants? French flies!
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What do frogs order at restaurants? What do frogs order at restaurants?

French flies! French flies!

What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mouse-keeping!
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What's a cat's favorite magazine? What's a cat's favorite magazine?

Good Mouse-keeping! Good Mouse-keeping!

What do you learn at skool? Spelling!
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What do you learn at skool? What do you learn at skool?

Spelling! Spelling!

Why did the teacher yell at the broom? It was sweeping during class!
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Why did the teacher yell at the broom? Why did the teacher yell at the broom?

It was sweeping during class! It was sweeping during class!

What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer!
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What do you call a sleeping cow? What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bulldozer! A bulldozer!

Why are rubber balls so crazy? They can't conduct themselves properly!
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Explanation:
Rubber is a natural insulator, meaning that it prevents the flow of heat and electricity. The opposite of an insulator is a conductor!

Why are rubber balls so crazy? Why are rubber balls so crazy?

They can't conduct themselves properly! They can't conduct themselves properly!

Did you hear about the cow that tried to start a business? Unfortunately, it was an udder catastrophe!
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Did you hear about the cow that tried to start a business? Did you hear about the cow that tried to start a business?

Unfortunately, it was an udder catastrophe! Unfortunately, it was an udder catastrophe!

Albert Einstein was a genius! His brother, Frank, on the other hand...
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Albert Einstein was a genius! Albert Einstein was a genius!

His brother, Frank, on the other hand... His brother, Frank, on the other hand...

Why don't doctors mind long waits? They rarely run out of patients!
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Why don't doctors mind long waits? Why don't doctors mind long waits?

They rarely run out of patients! They rarely run out of patients!

Why did the banana farmer lose his job? Because he kept throwing out all the bent ones!
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Why did the banana farmer lose his job? Why did the banana farmer lose his job?

Because he kept throwing out all the bent ones! Because he kept throwing out all the bent ones!

Why was the pony having trouble singing? It was a little horse!
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Why was the pony having trouble singing? Why was the pony having trouble singing?

It was a little horse! It was a little horse!

Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
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Why are fish so smart? Why are fish so smart?

They live in schools! They live in schools!