Alex's Laboratory
From USA
Joined 3 January 2018
Looks like there's nothing here at the moment :(
Looks like there's nothing here at the moment :(
What do you call a cat pharmacist? What do you call a cat pharmacist?
A caterpillar! A caterpillar!
Where do polar bears go to vote? Where do polar bears go to vote?
At the north poll! At the north poll!
Why are trains different from teachers? Why are trains different from teachers?
Teachers make you spit out your gum, but trains say, "Chew! Chew!" Teachers make you spit out your gum, but trains say, "Chew! Chew!"
Did you hear that someone at the orchestra concert almost got struck by lightning? Did you hear that someone at the orchestra concert almost got struck by lightning?
I think it was the conductor! I think it was the conductor!
What do you call a hedgehog riding on a turtle? What do you call a hedgehog riding on a turtle?
A slowpoke! A slowpoke!
What did the radio say when the music was turned up too loud? What did the radio say when the music was turned up too loud?
"Ouch! That hertz my ears!" "Ouch! That hertz my ears!"
Why are frogs always so carefree? Why are frogs always so carefree?
They just eat whatever bugs them! They just eat whatever bugs them!
What's a cat's favorite magazine? What's a cat's favorite magazine?
Good Mouse-keeping! Good Mouse-keeping!
What do you call a sleeping cow? What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer! A bulldozer!
Never forget how important gravity is... Never forget how important gravity is...
Remove "it" and you'll be left with only gravy! Remove "it" and you'll be left with only gravy!
Why did the bacteria post a video online? Why did the bacteria post a video online?
They wanted to go viral. They wanted to go viral.
Did you hear the joke about COVID-19? Did you hear the joke about COVID-19?
Never mind, I don't want to spread it! Never mind, I don't want to spread it!
