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Jokes
Stool is another word for, well... dung.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks,
"Excuse me, is this stool taken?" "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"
Why did the banana go to the hairdresser? Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?
It had split ends! It had split ends!
What did one pencil say to the other? What did one pencil say to the other?
"Looking sharp today!" "Looking sharp today!"
What do you call an elephant that's gone to the dark side? What do you call an elephant that's gone to the dark side?
Darth Elevator! Darth Elevator!
Why do tigers have stripes? Why do tigers have stripes?
So they don't get spotted! So they don't get spotted!
What do cats say before winning a game of chess? What do cats say before winning a game of chess?
"Check meowt!" "Check meowt!"
Never forget how important gravity is... Never forget how important gravity is...
Remove "it" and you'll be left with only gravy! Remove "it" and you'll be left with only gravy!
Do cats know how to use computers? Do cats know how to use computers?
No, but they're very interested in the mouse! No, but they're very interested in the mouse!
Why are frogs always so carefree? Why are frogs always so carefree?
They just eat whatever bugs them! They just eat whatever bugs them!
Some people love chemistry... Some people love chemistry...
Others have alkynes of trouble with it! Others have alkynes of trouble with it!
Where do paleontologists spend their spare change? Where do paleontologists spend their spare change?
At the dino-store! At the dino-store!
Albert Einstein was a genius! Albert Einstein was a genius!
His brother, Frank, on the other hand... His brother, Frank, on the other hand...
