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Alex's Laboratory

From USA
Joined 3 January 2018

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Jokes

What do frogs order at restaurants? French flies!
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What do frogs order at restaurants? What do frogs order at restaurants?

French flies! French flies!

Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys? I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey...
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Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys? Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?

I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey... I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey...

What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mouse-keeping!
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What's a cat's favorite magazine? What's a cat's favorite magazine?

Good Mouse-keeping! Good Mouse-keeping!

What is a sheep's favorite fruit? A baaaaa-nana!
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What is a sheep's favorite fruit? What is a sheep's favorite fruit?

A baaaaa-nana! A baaaaa-nana!

How did the meteorology student feel after acing the test? She was on cloud number 9!
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How did the meteorology student feel after acing the test? How did the meteorology student feel after acing the test?

She was on cloud number 9! She was on cloud number 9!

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!
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Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Because they have such big fingers! Because they have such big fingers!

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
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How do you make a tissue dance? How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it! Put a little boogie in it!

Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?  It had split ends!
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Why did the banana go to the hairdresser? Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?

It had split ends! It had split ends!

Do you know how long dinosaurs lived? Pretty much the same as the shorter ones!
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Do you know how long dinosaurs lived? Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?

Pretty much the same as the shorter ones! Pretty much the same as the shorter ones!

Why are rubber balls so crazy? They can't conduct themselves properly!
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Explanation:
Rubber is a natural insulator, meaning that it prevents the flow of heat and electricity. The opposite of an insulator is a conductor!

Why are rubber balls so crazy? Why are rubber balls so crazy?

They can't conduct themselves properly! They can't conduct themselves properly!

Did you hear the joke about COVID-19? Never mind, I don't want to spread it!
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Did you hear the joke about COVID-19? Did you hear the joke about COVID-19?

Never mind, I don't want to spread it! Never mind, I don't want to spread it!

What do you learn at skool? Spelling!
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What do you learn at skool? What do you learn at skool?

Spelling! Spelling!