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From USA
Joined 3 January 2018

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Jokes

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? She'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
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Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?

She'll stop at nothing to avoid them! She'll stop at nothing to avoid them!

Albert Einstein was a genius! His brother, Frank, on the other hand...
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Albert Einstein was a genius! Albert Einstein was a genius!

His brother, Frank, on the other hand... His brother, Frank, on the other hand...

While a photon is checking into a hotel, a bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. The photon replies, No thanks. I'm travelling light!
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Explanation:
A photon is a type of particle that represents a single packet of light energy.

While a photon is checking into a hotel, a bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. While a photon is checking into a hotel, a bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags.

The photon replies, "No thanks. I'm travelling light!" The photon replies, "No thanks. I'm travelling light!"

Want to hear a joke about nitrogen and oxygen? NO!
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Want to hear a joke about nitrogen and oxygen? Want to hear a joke about nitrogen and oxygen?

NO! NO!

What do you call a cat pharmacist? A caterpillar!
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What do you call a cat pharmacist? What do you call a cat pharmacist?

A caterpillar! A caterpillar!

Why are some rabbits gold colored? They ate 24 karats!
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Why are some rabbits gold colored? Why are some rabbits gold colored?

They ate 24 karats! They ate 24 karats!

Where do paleontologists spend their spare change? At the dino-store!
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Where do paleontologists spend their spare change? Where do paleontologists spend their spare change?

At the dino-store! At the dino-store!

Why did the banana farmer lose his job? Because he kept throwing out all the bent ones!
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Why did the banana farmer lose his job? Why did the banana farmer lose his job?

Because he kept throwing out all the bent ones! Because he kept throwing out all the bent ones!

How did the meteorology student feel after acing the test? She was on cloud number 9!
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How did the meteorology student feel after acing the test? How did the meteorology student feel after acing the test?

She was on cloud number 9! She was on cloud number 9!

Did you hear about the cow that tried to start a business? Unfortunately, it was an udder catastrophe!
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Did you hear about the cow that tried to start a business? Did you hear about the cow that tried to start a business?

Unfortunately, it was an udder catastrophe! Unfortunately, it was an udder catastrophe!

What do chemists say after blowing up balloons? HeHe!
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What do chemists say after blowing up balloons? What do chemists say after blowing up balloons?

"HeHe!" "HeHe!"

Why are cats so good at winning arguments? They can be extremely purr-suasive!
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Why are cats so good at winning arguments? Why are cats so good at winning arguments?

They can be extremely purr-suasive! They can be extremely purr-suasive!