Alex's Laboratory
From USA
Joined 3 January 2018
Looks like there's nothing here at the moment :(
Looks like there's nothing here at the moment :(
What do cats say before winning a game of chess? What do cats say before winning a game of chess?
"Check meowt!" "Check meowt!"
What do chemists say after blowing up balloons? What do chemists say after blowing up balloons?
"HeHe!" "HeHe!"
Why did the banana farmer lose his job? Why did the banana farmer lose his job?
He kept throwing out the bent ones! He kept throwing out the bent ones!
What letters do dentists use most often? What letters do dentists use most often?
I-C-D-K! I-C-D-K!
What is a rabbit's favorite restaurant? What is a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
IHOP, of course! IHOP, of course!
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Because they have such big fingers! Because they have such big fingers!
Do you know how long dinosaurs lived? Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?
Pretty much the same as the shorter ones! Pretty much the same as the shorter ones!
Why did the banana go to the hairdresser? Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?
It had split ends! It had split ends!
What do you call a cat pharmacist? What do you call a cat pharmacist?
A caterpillar! A caterpillar!
Who's shorter than a biologist? Who's shorter than a biologist?
A microbiologist, of course! A microbiologist, of course!
How do you make a tissue dance? How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it! Put a little boogie in it!
While a photon is checking into a hotel, a bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. While a photon is checking into a hotel, a bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags.
The photon replies, "No thanks. I'm travelling light!" The photon replies, "No thanks. I'm travelling light!"
