The minimal advertising on this site helps pay for our bananas :)

Hilarious Banana Jokes for Kids

Are you ready for a whole bunch'a banan-tastic jokes?

Bananas might just be your favorite fruit—especially if you happen to be a monkey. But, whether or not you like 'em, after extensive laughter experimentation, our team of researchers has determined that it is indeed the funniest fruit. After all, which other fruit can double as a telephone?

Still unsure? Read this hilarious bunch of banana jokes and we think you'll be convinced!

 thumbnail
1

What did the banana say to the monkey? What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk! Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk!

 thumbnail
0

What do you call shoes made out of banana peels? What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?

Slippers, of course! Slippers, of course!

 thumbnail
1

What's the best way to open a banana? What's the best way to open a banana?

With a mon-key! With a mon-key!

 thumbnail
0

Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital? Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital?

It wasn't peeling well! It wasn't peeling well!

 thumbnail
0

Why don't bananas like the sun? Why don't bananas like the sun?

They get sunburned and peel! They get sunburned and peel!


Comments

By submitting a comment, you promise that you have your parent or guardian's permission, are 13 or older, and agree to Experimonkey's Terms of Use.