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16 Hilariously Corny Banana Jokes for Kids

Are you ready for a whole bunch'a banan-tastic jokes?

Bananas might just be your favorite fruit—especially if you happen to be a monkey. But, whether or not you like 'em, after extensive laughter experimentation, our team of researchers has determined that it is indeed the funniest fruit. After all, which other fruit can double as a telephone?

Still unsure? Read this hilarious bunch of banana jokes and we think you'll be convinced!

And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious gross jokes and computer science jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.

Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys? I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey...

Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys? Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?

I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey... I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey...

What did the banana say to the monkey? Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk!

What did the banana say to the monkey? What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk! Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk!

What do you call a banana eating a banana? Canabananalism!

What do you call a banana eating a banana? What do you call a banana eating a banana?

Canabananalism! Canabananalism!

What do you call shoes made out of banana peels? Slippers, of course!

What do you call shoes made out of banana peels? What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?

Slippers, of course! Slippers, of course!

What is a sheep's favorite fruit? A baaaaa-nana!

What is a sheep's favorite fruit? What is a sheep's favorite fruit?

A baaaaa-nana! A baaaaa-nana!

What kind of fruit likes to tease other fruit? A baa-na-naa-na-naa-naa!

What kind of fruit likes to tease other fruit? What kind of fruit likes to tease other fruit?

A baa-na-naa-na-naa-naa! A baa-na-naa-na-naa-naa!

What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas? Monkey snot!

What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas? What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas?

Monkey snot! Monkey snot!

What's the best way to open a banana? With a mon-key!

What's the best way to open a banana? What's the best way to open a banana?

With a mon-key! With a mon-key!

What's the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut one in half!

What's the easiest way to make a banana split? What's the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut one in half! Cut one in half!

Where do bananas go to get an education? Sundae school!

Where do bananas go to get an education? Where do bananas go to get an education?

Sundae school! Sundae school!

Why can't bananas say, Hi? Because they can only yell, Low!

Why can't bananas say, "Hi"? Why can't bananas say, "Hi"?

Because they can only yell, "Low!" Because they can only yell, "Low!"

Why did the banana farmer lose his job? He kept throwing out the bent ones!

Why did the banana farmer lose his job? Why did the banana farmer lose his job?

He kept throwing out the bent ones! He kept throwing out the bent ones!

Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?  It had split ends!

Why did the banana go to the hairdresser? Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?

It had split ends! It had split ends!

Why did the banana go to the dance with a prune? It couldn't find a date!
Explanation:
A date is the small, extremely sweet fruit from the date palm.

Why did the banana go to the dance with a prune? Why did the banana go to the dance with a prune?

It couldn't find a date! It couldn't find a date!

Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital? It wasn't peeling well!

Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital? Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital?

It wasn't peeling well! It wasn't peeling well!

Why don't bananas like the sun? Sunburns make them peel!

Why don't bananas like the sun? Why don't bananas like the sun?

Sunburns make them peel! Sunburns make them peel!

Comments

On 15 December 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
"i agree with you but how about this one why did the banana taste so good to the monkey????????????????????????"
On 14 December 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
"I broke the Geneva convention 2000 million times via cannabanalism"
On 2 November 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
"the monkeys eat more bananas more then humans was really funny"

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