"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
There's nothing more classic than a good, old-fashioned animal joke. And now, from cheeseburger-loving cats to screaming goats, the internet has a seemingly infinite supply of hilarious jokes, pictures, gifs, and videos of animals.
But, in case you haven't had enough, our team of internet monkeys has been hard at work on the farm, in the jungle, and of course pet sitting, and are confident these cheesy jokes and puns will make you chuckle.
And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious magnet jokes and fruit jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.
Ever hear about the cow that opened a dairy farm? Ever hear about the cow that opened a dairy farm?
Unfortunately, it was an udder catastrophe! Unfortunately, it was an udder catastrophe!
Did you hear about the evil reindeer that ate the snowman's nose? Did you hear about the evil reindeer that ate the snowman's nose?
It just didn't carrot all! It just didn't carrot all!
Why did the sheep buy a new computer? Why did the sheep buy a new computer?
The old one didn't have enough RAM! The old one didn't have enough RAM!
Do cats know how to use computers? Do cats know how to use computers?
Not sure, but they seem to like the mouse. Not sure, but they seem to like the mouse.
What's the easiest way to find a monkey? What's the easiest way to find a monkey?
Wear yellow and climb a tree! Wear yellow and climb a tree!
How do you get a squid to laugh? How do you get a squid to laugh?
Give it ten tickles! Give it ten tickles!
How many lives does a radioactive cat have? How many lives does a radioactive cat have?
18 half-lives! 18 half-lives!
What did the banana say to the monkey? What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk! Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk!
What do cats do after brushing their teeth? What do cats do after brushing their teeth?
Gargle with mouse wash! Gargle with mouse wash!
What do frogs order at restaurants? What do frogs order at restaurants?
French flies! French flies!
What do you call a cat climbing a tree? What do you call a cat climbing a tree?
A catalog! A catalog!
What do you call a feline pharmacist? What do you call a feline pharmacist?
A caterpillar! A caterpillar!
What do you call a hedgehog riding on a turtle? What do you call a hedgehog riding on a turtle?
A slowpoke! A slowpoke!
What do you call a large pile of cats? What do you call a large pile of cats?
A meow-ntain! A meow-ntain!
What do you call a prehistoric pig? What do you call a prehistoric pig?
A Jurassic pork! A Jurassic pork!
What do you call a sleeping cow? What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer! A bulldozer!
What do you call a toad that gets stuck in the mud? What do you call a toad that gets stuck in the mud?
Annoyed and unhoppy! Annoyed and unhoppy!
What do you call an elephant that's gone to the dark side? What do you call an elephant that's gone to the dark side?
Darth Elevator! Darth Elevator!
What is a rabbit's favorite restaurant? What is a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
IHOP, of course! IHOP, of course!
What's a sheep's favorite fruit? What's a sheep's favorite fruit?
A baaaaa-nana! A baaaaa-nana!
What's a snake's favorite letter? What's a snake's favorite letter?
The letter 'Q'! Okay fine, you're right it's the letter 'S'... The letter 'Q'! Okay fine, you're right it's the letter 'S'...
What kind of buildings do city pigs live in? What kind of buildings do city pigs live in?
Sty scrapers! Sty scrapers!
What should you do if you find a bear in the bathroom? What should you do if you find a bear in the bathroom?
Run away and close your nose! Run away and close your nose!
What type of breakfast cereal do cats prefer? What type of breakfast cereal do cats prefer?
Mice Krispies! Mice Krispies!
What type of fish is most afraid of dogs? What type of fish is most afraid of dogs?
Catfish, of course! Catfish, of course!
What's a camel's favorite day? What's a camel's favorite day?
Hump day! Hump day!
What's a cat's favorite magazine? What's a cat's favorite magazine?
Good Mouse-keeping! Good Mouse-keeping!
What's a monkey's favorite dessert? What's a monkey's favorite dessert?
Chocolate chimp cookies! Chocolate chimp cookies!
What's the best way to open a banana? What's the best way to open a banana?
With a mon-key! With a mon-key!
Where do capuchins work? Where do capuchins work?
At the monkey business! At the monkey business!
Where do monkeys hear wild rumors? Where do monkeys hear wild rumors?
Through the ape-vine! Through the ape-vine!
Where do polar bears go to vote? Where do polar bears go to vote?
At the north poll! At the north poll!
Where do some adult monkeys go to hang out? Where do some adult monkeys go to hang out?
Monkey bars! Monkey bars!
Where's the best place to spot a bald eagle? Where's the best place to spot a bald eagle?
At the wig shop! At the wig shop!
Why are cats so good at winning arguments? Why are cats so good at winning arguments?
They can be extremely purr-suasive! They can be extremely purr-suasive!
Why are fish so smart? Why are fish so smart?
They live in schools! They live in schools!
Why are frogs always so carefree? Why are frogs always so carefree?
They just eat whatever bugs them! They just eat whatever bugs them!
Why are some rabbits gold colored? Why are some rabbits gold colored?
They ate 24 karats! They ate 24 karats!
Why did the bear dissolve in water? Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar! It was polar!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide! To get to the other slide!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide! To get to the other slide!
Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital? Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital?
It wasn't peeling well! It wasn't peeling well!
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Because they have such big fingers! Because they have such big fingers!
Why do so many fish live in saltwater? Why do so many fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper would make them sneeze! Because pepper would make them sneeze!
Why do teachers keep birds as pets? Why do teachers keep birds as pets?
For parrot-teacher conferences! For parrot-teacher conferences!
Why do tigers have stripes? Why do tigers have stripes?
So they don't get spotted! So they don't get spotted!
Why is the cat on its way to school? Why is the cat on its way to school?
To learn some science right meow! To learn some science right meow!
Why was the pony having trouble singing? Why was the pony having trouble singing?
It was a little horse! It was a little horse!
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