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12 Hilariously Corny Biology Jokes for Kids

Careful, these cheesy biology jokes will grow on you!

Biology is the study of life, and well, we all know that life can be pretty funny sometimes.

When you're done cleaning out your petri dishes, take a look at these hilarious biology jokes for kids and maybe have a few chuckles.

And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious fruit jokes and school jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.

Biologists have just discovered that legs are hereditary... They run in your jeans!
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Biologists have just discovered that legs are hereditary... Biologists have just discovered that legs are hereditary...

They run in your jeans! They run in your jeans!

Did you hear about the ear that joined a band? It played the drums!
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Did you hear about the ear that joined a band? Did you hear about the ear that joined a band?

It played the drums! It played the drums!

Did you hear about the red blood cells that fell in love and planned to elope? Alas, it was all in vein.
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Did you hear about the red blood cells that fell in love and planned to elope? Did you hear about the red blood cells that fell in love and planned to elope?

Alas, it was all in vein. Alas, it was all in vein.

Why was the biologist such a great mother? She had mom genes!
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Why was the biologist such a great mother? Why was the biologist such a great mother?

She had mom genes! She had mom genes!

Why can't your arm be exactly 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
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Explanation:
In U.S. customary units, a foot is a unit of length that can be divided into 12 inches.

Why can't your arm be exactly 12 inches long? Why can't your arm be exactly 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot! Because then it would be a foot!

What did one DNA strand say to the other? Do these genes look good on me?
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What did one DNA strand say to the other? What did one DNA strand say to the other?

Do these genes look good on me? Do these genes look good on me?

What did one nostril say to the other? You think you're better than me, but you're snot!
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What did one nostril say to the other? What did one nostril say to the other?

"You think you're better than me, but you're snot!" "You think you're better than me, but you're snot!"

What do Mr. T cells say? I pity the gene pool!
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Explanation:
T cells are white blood cells that play a central role in our bodies' immune responses. The gene pool is the imaginary collection of all the DNA in a population.

On the less-science-y end of things, Mr. T is an American actor and retired wrestler, known for his catchphrase, "I pity the fool!"

What do Mr. T cells say? What do Mr. T cells say?

"I pity the gene pool!" "I pity the gene pool!"

What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar? Buck teeth!
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What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar? What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar?

Buck teeth! Buck teeth!

Who's shorter than a biologist? A microbiologist, of course!
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Who's shorter than a biologist? Who's shorter than a biologist?

A microbiologist, of course! A microbiologist, of course!

Why did the bacteria post a video online? They wanted to go viral.
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Why did the bacteria post a video online? Why did the bacteria post a video online?

They wanted to go viral. They wanted to go viral.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Sadly, he didn't have any body to go with...
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Sadly, he didn't have any body to go with... Sadly, he didn't have any body to go with...

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