Hold the (banana) phone! You didn't think we'd scrimp on the monkey jokes did you?!
Get ready for some of the funniest jokes we've heard about our mischievous primate cousins. This is Experimonkey after all!
And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious chemistry jokes and cat jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.
Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys? Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey... I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey...
What's the easiest way to find a monkey? What's the easiest way to find a monkey?
Wear yellow and climb a tree! Wear yellow and climb a tree!
What did the banana say to the monkey? What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk! Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk!
What's a monkey's favorite dessert? What's a monkey's favorite dessert?
Chocolate chimp cookies! Chocolate chimp cookies!
What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas? What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas?
Monkey snot! Monkey snot!
What's the best way to open a banana? What's the best way to open a banana?
With a mon-key! With a mon-key!
Where do capuchins work? Where do capuchins work?
At the monkey business! At the monkey business!
Where do little apes go to sleep? Where do little apes go to sleep?
In apricots! In apricots!
Where do monkeys hear wild rumors? Where do monkeys hear wild rumors?
Through the ape-vine! Through the ape-vine!
Where do some adult monkeys go to hang out? Where do some adult monkeys go to hang out?
Monkey bars! Monkey bars!
Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital? Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital?
It wasn't peeling well! It wasn't peeling well!
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