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4 Hilariously Corny Metric System Jokes for Kids

What's a good measure of somebody's sense of humor? Whoever knows the most metric system jokes, obviously!

And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious doctor jokes and cat jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.

Before you judge someone for not using the metric system... You should first walk 1.609344 km in their shoes.

Before you judge someone for not using the metric system... Before you judge someone for not using the metric system...

You should first walk 1.609344 km in their shoes. You should first walk 1.609344 km in their shoes.

What happened when the scientist converted kilograms to pounds? There was mass confusion!

What happened when the scientist converted kilograms to pounds? What happened when the scientist converted kilograms to pounds?

There was mass confusion! There was mass confusion!

Whenever I use the metric system... I can never help but skilometer!

Whenever I use the metric system... Whenever I use the metric system...

I can never help but skilometer! I can never help but skilometer!

Who's the best at using the metric system? Pro-gram-mers!

Who's the best at using the metric system? Who's the best at using the metric system?

Pro-gram-mers! Pro-gram-mers!

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