And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious ocean jokes and computer science jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks,
"Excuse me, is this stool taken?" "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"
Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted? Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted?
It was a blast from the past! It was a blast from the past!
How do you make a tissue dance? How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it! Put a little boogie in it!
What did one nostril say to the other? What did one nostril say to the other?
"You think you're better than me, but you're snot!" "You think you're better than me, but you're snot!"
What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas? What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas?
Monkey snot! Monkey snot!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple! Finding half a worm in your apple!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it's in the bathroom? Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it's in the bathroom?
Because the 'p' is silent! Because the 'p' is silent!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom! To get to the bottom!
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Because they have such big fingers! Because they have such big fingers!
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