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9 Funny Gross Jokes for Kids

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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, Excuse me, is this stool taken?
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Explanation:
Stool is the medical term for... well... you know!

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks,

"Excuse me, is this stool taken?" "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"

Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted? It was a blast from the past!
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Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted? Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted?

It was a blast from the past! It was a blast from the past!

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
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How do you make a tissue dance? How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it! Put a little boogie in it!

What did one nostril say to the other? You think you're better than me, but you're snot!
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What did one nostril say to the other? What did one nostril say to the other?

"You think you're better than me, but you're snot!" "You think you're better than me, but you're snot!"

What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas? Monkey snot!
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What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas? What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas?

Monkey snot! Monkey snot!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple!
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple! Finding half a worm in your apple!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it's in the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it's in the bathroom? Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it's in the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent! Because the 'p' is silent!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom! To get to the bottom!

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!
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Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Because they have such big fingers! Because they have such big fingers!

Comments

On 21 November 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
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"hahaha the toilet paper joke was pretty funny im so weak"
On 19 November 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
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"i gotta say, maybe it's me being incredibly immature, but the toilet paper one is pretty funny."
On 18 November 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
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"the toilet paper joke is so true"
On 10 November 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
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"AHAHHAHAHHA IM DYING THESE ARE SOOOOO HILARIOUS... AND THEY ARE SOOOO SNEAKY CHEAKYYYYY"
On 30 October 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
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"for the beetle one, stool means POO!"
On 27 October 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
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"I don't understand any of these Me:??????? Others:Hahahahahahaha"
On 26 October 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
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"I don’t get the beetle one"
On 23 October 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
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"all wer prety funy"
On 20 October 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
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"LOL THE TOILET PAPER WAS GOING TO WIPE"
On 13 October 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
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"the toilet paper one was the best"
On 30 September 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
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"I like the toilet paper one lol"
On 22 September 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
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":[ :[ NOT LOL"
On 2 September 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
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"haha not funny"

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