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11 Hilariously Corny Gross Jokes for Kids

What? Don't look at me... the monkeys wrote these, I swear!

Are you ready to swing into laughter with some of the goofiest gross jokes around? Then grab one of your best primates and get ready to howl with delight at some of the most disgusting and hilarious jokes you've ever heard!

From stinky bananas and moldy coconuts to smelly socks and slimy slugs, these jokes are sure to gross out your friends and make you go bananas with laughter! So if you're ready to have a swinging good time and learn some gross jokes to tell your friends, then keep reading, but don't say we didn't warn you!

And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious meteorology jokes and ocean jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, Excuse me, is this stool taken?
Explanation:
Stool is the medical term for... well... you know!

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks,

"Excuse me, is this stool taken?" "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"

Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted? It was a blast from the past!

Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted? Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted?

It was a blast from the past! It was a blast from the past!

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

How do you make a tissue dance? How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it! Put a little boogie in it!

What did one nostril say to the other? You think you're better than me, but you're snot!

What did one nostril say to the other? What did one nostril say to the other?

"You think you're better than me, but you're snot!" "You think you're better than me, but you're snot!"

What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas? Monkey snot!

What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas? What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas?

Monkey snot! Monkey snot!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple! Finding half a worm in your apple!

Where do clouds go to the bathroom? Literally anywhere they want!

Where do clouds go to the bathroom? Where do clouds go to the bathroom?

Literally anywhere they want! Literally anywhere they want!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it's in the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it's in the bathroom? Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it's in the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent! Because the 'p' is silent!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom! To get to the bottom!

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Because they have such big fingers! Because they have such big fingers!

Why was the snowman searching through a bag of carrots? It was trying to pick its nose!

Why was the snowman searching through a bag of carrots? Why was the snowman searching through a bag of carrots?

It was trying to pick its nose! It was trying to pick its nose!

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On 26 November 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
toilet paper one rules (or im totally immature)
On 21 November 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
hahaha the toilet paper joke was pretty funny im so weak
On 19 November 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
i gotta say, maybe it's me being incredibly immature, but the toilet paper one is pretty funny.
On 18 November 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
the toilet paper joke is so true
On 10 November 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
AHAHHAHAHHA IM DYING THESE ARE SOOOOO HILARIOUS... AND THEY ARE SOOOO SNEAKY CHEAKYYYYY
On 30 October 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
for the beetle one, stool means POO!
On 27 October 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
I don't understand any of these Me:??????? Others:Hahahahahahaha
On 26 October 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
I don't get the beetle one
On 23 October 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
all wer prety funy
On 20 October 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
LOL THE TOILET PAPER WAS GOING TO WIPE
On 13 October 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
the toilet paper one was the best
On 30 September 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
I like the toilet paper one lol
On 22 September 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
:[ :[ NOT LOL
On 2 September 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
haha not funny