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11 Hilariously Corny Gross Jokes for Kids

What? Don't look at me... the monkeys wrote these, I swear!

Eww! Yuck! And... HAHAHA! What do these three reactions have in common? They're all bound to happen when you dive into Experimonkey's collection of gross jokes for kids. Trust us, these jokes didn't come from the brain of a serious scientist, but from the cheeky minds who aren't afraid to get a little bit icky for the sake of fun.

Here at Experimonkey, we revel in the funnier, and occasionally (okay, often) ickier, side of science. Our unique collection of hilariously gross jokes for kids is far from ordinary. So, prepare to hold onto your stomachs as you laugh and cringe in equal measures, and venture into the fascinating worlds of dung beetles and monkey snot, and contemplate the peculiar bathroom habits of clouds and pterodactyls.

But don't worry, even though these jokes are all about the "gross," they're perfectly kid friendly and kid approved. Each joke contains just the right amount of yuckiness to make you squirm while laughing your socks off. From farting dinosaurs to nostril-challenged gorillas, our humor crosses all boundaries while still remaining appropriate and fun for all ages.

So if you're ready to have a swinging good time and learn some hilariously corny gross jokes to tell your friends, then keep reading, but don't say we didn't warn you! Because here at Experimonkey, we believe that learning is best served with a hearty side of fun, even when it gets a little bit yucky...

And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious cat jokes and ocean jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, Excuse me, is this stool taken?
Explanation:
Stool is the medical term for... well... you know!

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks,

"Excuse me, is this stool taken?" "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"

Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted? It was a blast from the past!

Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted? Did you hear about the dinosaur that farted?

It was a blast from the past! It was a blast from the past!

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

How do you make a tissue dance? How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it! Put a little boogie in it!

What did one nostril say to the other? You think you're better than me, but you're snot!

What did one nostril say to the other? What did one nostril say to the other?

"You think you're better than me, but you're snot!" "You think you're better than me, but you're snot!"

What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas? Monkey snot!

What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas? What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas?

Monkey snot! Monkey snot!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple! Finding half a worm in your apple!

Where do clouds go to the bathroom? Literally anywhere they want!

Where do clouds go to the bathroom? Where do clouds go to the bathroom?

Literally anywhere they want! Literally anywhere they want!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it's in the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it's in the bathroom? Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it's in the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent! Because the 'p' is silent!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom! To get to the bottom!

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Because they have such big fingers! Because they have such big fingers!

Why was the snowman searching through a bag of carrots? It was trying to pick its nose!

Why was the snowman searching through a bag of carrots? Why was the snowman searching through a bag of carrots?

It was trying to pick its nose! It was trying to pick its nose!

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