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7 Funny Computer Science Jokes for Kids

Will these goofy jokes compute with you?

Computer scientists and computer enthusiasts are well-known for having a goofy sense of humor. If you scrub through the code of most large computer programs, you're bound to find little jokes (called Easter eggs) embedded into the program itself!

Below, you won't find any computer programming code, but you will find some hilarious computer science one-liners and puns. Get ready to LOL!

And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious ocean jokes and animal jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.

Why did the sheep buy a new computer? The old one didn't have enough RAM!
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Why did the sheep buy a new computer? Why did the sheep buy a new computer?

The old one didn't have enough RAM! The old one didn't have enough RAM!

How did the computer hacker get out of jail? He found the escape key!
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How did the computer hacker get out of jail? How did the computer hacker get out of jail?

He found the escape key! He found the escape key!

What are you sure to find in Bill Gates' house? Lots and lots of windows!
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What are you sure to find in Bill Gates' house? What are you sure to find in Bill Gates' house?

Lots and lots of windows! Lots and lots of windows!

What do astronauts use when typing? The space bar!
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What do astronauts use when typing? What do astronauts use when typing?

The space bar! The space bar!

What was the baby computer's first word? Data!
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What was the baby computer's first word? What was the baby computer's first word?

"Data!" "Data!"

Why did the computer take a break? It needed to grab a byte to eat.
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Why did the computer take a break? Why did the computer take a break?

It needed to grab a byte to eat. It needed to grab a byte to eat.

Why did the spider buy a computer? It wanted to browse the web!
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Why did the spider buy a computer? Why did the spider buy a computer?

It wanted to browse the web! It wanted to browse the web!

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