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7 Hilariously Corny Winter Jokes for Kids

Be warned, these jokes have been known to make hot cocoa shoot out your nose!

Winter is a time for warm blankets, snow, fireplaces, hot cocoa, sledding, or, if you live in Florida, going to the beach every day. Well, not all of us have it that easy. Whether you're swinging through the trees or snuggled up by the fire, there's no denying that winter can sometimes be a challenging time...

But don't let the frosty temperatures get you down! Our team of internet monkeys has been at it again, shoveling together some of the best snow and winter jokes they can find. Hopefully, they'll bring you plenty warmth and cheer!

And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious space jokes and banana jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.

Did you hear about the evil reindeer that ate the snowman's nose? It just didn't carrot all!

Did you hear about the evil reindeer that ate the snowman's nose? Did you hear about the evil reindeer that ate the snowman's nose?

It just didn't carrot all! It just didn't carrot all!

What do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren!

What do snowmen call their kids? What do snowmen call their kids?

Chill-dren! Chill-dren!

What falls over, and over, all winter long and never gets hurt? Snowflakes!

What falls over, and over, all winter long and never gets hurt? What falls over, and over, all winter long and never gets hurt?

Snowflakes! Snowflakes!

What's the best way to greet your friends in winter? Ice to see you!

What's the best way to greet your friends in winter? What's the best way to greet your friends in winter?

"Ice to see you!" "Ice to see you!"

Where do snowmen go to dance? Snow balls!

Where do snowmen go to dance? Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snow balls! Snow balls!

Why did the snowman melt after getting into a disagreement? The argument got a little heated.

Why did the snowman melt after getting into a disagreement? Why did the snowman melt after getting into a disagreement?

The argument got a little heated. The argument got a little heated.

Why was the snowman searching through a bag of carrots? It was trying to pick its nose!

Why was the snowman searching through a bag of carrots? Why was the snowman searching through a bag of carrots?

It was trying to pick its nose! It was trying to pick its nose!

Up next, space jokes!

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