Physics is one of the oldest, most fundamental, and most important sciences. Brilliant scientists such as Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein have changed the way we see the world and the universe with their work in physics.
But, what's the point of all that if we forget to have a little fun along the way? These cheesy physics jokes will have you cracking up in no time, until you're falling to the floor from laughter—well, gravity might've had something to do with it too. At the very least, they've got great potential!
And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious fruit jokes and strawberry jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.
Albert Einstein was a genius! Albert Einstein was a genius!
His brother, Frank, on the other hand... His brother, Frank, on the other hand...
An electron walks into a magnetic field... An electron walks into a magnetic field...
Yes, that's it. There's no punchline. Physics isn't a joke. Yes, that's it. There's no punchline. Physics isn't a joke.
Did you hear that someone at the orchestra concert almost got struck by lightning? Did you hear that someone at the orchestra concert almost got struck by lightning?
I think it was the conductor! I think it was the conductor!
Never forget how important gravity is... Never forget how important gravity is...
Remove "it" and you'll be left with only gravy! Remove "it" and you'll be left with only gravy!
How do you know who's in Einstein's family? How do you know who's in Einstein's family?
His theory of relative-ity! His theory of relative-ity!
How many lives does a radioactive cat have? How many lives does a radioactive cat have?
18 half-lives! 18 half-lives!
"I didn't order this coffee!" says a surprised neutron in a cafe. "I didn't order this coffee!" says a surprised neutron in a cafe.
The waitress grins and says, "For you, no charge!" The waitress grins and says, "For you, no charge!"
I was reading a book about helium the other day... I was reading a book about helium the other day...
It was so enlightening, I couldn't put it down! It was so enlightening, I couldn't put it down!
What did Einstein say when he won the Nobel Prize in 1921? What did Einstein say when he won the Nobel Prize in 1921?
"It's about time!" "It's about time!"
What did the physicist say in her first boxing match? What did the physicist say in her first boxing match?
"Let me atom!" "Let me atom!"
What did the radio say when the music was turned up too loud? What did the radio say when the music was turned up too loud?
"Ouch! That hertz my ears!" "Ouch! That hertz my ears!"
What is a nuclear physicist's favorite dinner? What is a nuclear physicist's favorite dinner?
Fission chips! Fission chips!
While a photon is checking into a hotel, a bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. While a photon is checking into a hotel, a bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags.
The photon replies, "No thanks. I'm travelling light!" The photon replies, "No thanks. I'm travelling light!"
Why are astronauts always super happy while they're in space? Why are astronauts always super happy while they're in space?
With less gravity, there's nothing to drag them down! With less gravity, there's nothing to drag them down!
Why are rubber balls so crazy? Why are rubber balls so crazy?
They can't conduct themselves properly! They can't conduct themselves properly!
Why can't you take an electrical insulator on a date? Why can't you take an electrical insulator on a date?
It never conducts itself properly! It never conducts itself properly!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom! To get to the bottom!
Why shouldn't you trust an atom? Why shouldn't you trust an atom?
They make up everything! They make up everything!
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