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6 Hilariously Corny School Jokes for Kids

Get out your pencil bag, folks. It's time for some class-ic puns.

And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious physics jokes and cat jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.

What do you learn at skool? Spelling!

What do you learn at skool? What do you learn at skool?

Spelling! Spelling!

Why are trains different from teachers? Teachers make you spit out your gum, but trains say, Chew! Chew!

Why are trains different from teachers? Why are trains different from teachers?

Teachers make you spit out your gum, but trains say, "Chew! Chew!" Teachers make you spit out your gum, but trains say, "Chew! Chew!"

Why did the math teacher become a farmer? She was great with pro-tractors!

Why did the math teacher become a farmer? Why did the math teacher become a farmer?

She was great with pro-tractors! She was great with pro-tractors!

Why did the robot go to school? Its mind was a little rusty.

Why did the robot go to school? Why did the robot go to school?

Its mind was a little rusty. Its mind was a little rusty.

Why did the teacher yell at the broom? It was sweeping during class!

Why did the teacher yell at the broom? Why did the teacher yell at the broom?

It was sweeping during class! It was sweeping during class!

Why was the quiz having a bad day? It had a lot of problems.

Why was the quiz having a bad day? Why was the quiz having a bad day?

It had a lot of problems. It had a lot of problems.

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