Did you know that we know more about outer space than we do the bottom of our oceans? Well, we know these silly jokes about our planet's ocean will have your eyes wet with saltwater-y tears!
And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious biology jokes and meteorology jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.
How do you cut the ocean in half? How do you cut the ocean in half?
With a sea saw! With a sea saw!
How do you get a squid to laugh? How do you get a squid to laugh?
Give it ten tickles! Give it ten tickles!
What did the ocean say to the seashore? What did the ocean say to the seashore?
Nothing, it just waved! Nothing, it just waved!
What type of fish is most afraid of dogs? What type of fish is most afraid of dogs?
Catfish, of course! Catfish, of course!
Why are fish so smart? Why are fish so smart?
They live in schools! They live in schools!
Why does the ocean always carry a comb? Why does the ocean always carry a comb?
Because its hair is so wavy! Because its hair is so wavy!
Why do so many fish live in saltwater? Why do so many fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper would make them sneeze! Because pepper would make them sneeze!
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