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16 Hilariously Corny Banana Jokes for Kids

Why hello, fellow mellow yellow fruit lover! If you're ready for a whole bunch'a banan-tastic banana jokes, look no further. We promise these ones will a-peel to you.

Bananas are undoubtedly one of the most popular fruits out there. They have a bright yellow peel that almost looks like a smile, making them the perfect snack for any occasion. Not only are they delicious, but bananas are also incredibly healthy. They are rich in potassium, vitamin C, and fiber, which can improve heart function, regulate blood sugar levels, and promote better digestive and kidney health.

And in case you haven't noticed, we happen to especially like bananas around here, too. Bananas might even be your favorite fruit too—especially if you happen to be a monkey. With their bright yellow peels and soft, creamy, sweet flesh, bananas are the perfect snack for any occasion.

But, aside from their health benefits and deliciousness, bananas also have the benefit of being particularly amusing. Their name, shape, and association with monkeys are all sources of humor. In fact, whether or not you like 'em, after extensive laughter experimentation, our team of internet monkey researchers has determined that it is indeed the funniest fruit. After all, which other fruit can double as a telephone?

Still unsure? Read this hilarious bunch of banana jokes and we think you'll be convinced!

And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious school jokes and monkey jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.

Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys? I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey...

Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys? Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?

I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey... I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey...

What did the banana say to the monkey? Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk!

What did the banana say to the monkey? What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk! Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk!

What do you call a banana eating a banana? Canabananalism!

What do you call a banana eating a banana? What do you call a banana eating a banana?

Canabananalism! Canabananalism!

What do you call shoes made out of banana peels? Slippers, of course!

What do you call shoes made out of banana peels? What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?

Slippers, of course! Slippers, of course!

What's a sheep's favorite fruit? A baaaaa-nana!

What's a sheep's favorite fruit? What's a sheep's favorite fruit?

A baaaaa-nana! A baaaaa-nana!

What kind of fruit likes to tease other fruit? A baa-na-naa-na-naa-naa!

What kind of fruit likes to tease other fruit? What kind of fruit likes to tease other fruit?

A baa-na-naa-na-naa-naa! A baa-na-naa-na-naa-naa!

What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas? Monkey snot!

What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas? What's gooey, yellow, and smells like bananas?

Monkey snot! Monkey snot!

What's the best way to open a banana? With a mon-key!

What's the best way to open a banana? What's the best way to open a banana?

With a mon-key! With a mon-key!

What's the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut one in half!

What's the easiest way to make a banana split? What's the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut one in half! Cut one in half!

Where do bananas go to get an education? Sundae school!

Where do bananas go to get an education? Where do bananas go to get an education?

Sundae school! Sundae school!

Why can't bananas say, Hi? Because they can only yell, Low!

Why can't bananas say, "Hi"? Why can't bananas say, "Hi"?

Because they can only yell, "Low!" Because they can only yell, "Low!"

Why did the banana farmer lose his job? He kept throwing out the bent ones!

Why did the banana farmer lose his job? Why did the banana farmer lose his job?

He kept throwing out the bent ones! He kept throwing out the bent ones!

Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?  It had split ends!

Why did the banana go to the hairdresser? Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?

It had split ends! It had split ends!

Why did the banana go to the dance with a prune? It couldn't find a date!
Explanation:
A date is the small, edible and sweet fruit of the date palm.

Why did the banana go to the dance with a prune? Why did the banana go to the dance with a prune?

It couldn't find a date! It couldn't find a date!

Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital? It wasn't peeling well!

Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital? Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital?

It wasn't peeling well! It wasn't peeling well!

Why don't bananas like the sun? Sunburns make them peel!

Why don't bananas like the sun? Why don't bananas like the sun?

Sunburns make them peel! Sunburns make them peel!

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