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15 Funny Banana Jokes for Kids

Are you ready for a whole bunch'a banan-tastic jokes?

Bananas might just be your favorite fruit—especially if you happen to be a monkey. But, whether or not you like 'em, after extensive laughter experimentation, our team of researchers has determined that it is indeed the funniest fruit. After all, which other fruit can double as a telephone?

Still unsure? Read this hilarious bunch of banana jokes and we think you'll be convinced!

And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious biology jokes and fruit jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.

Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys? I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey...
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Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys? Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?

I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey... I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey...

What did the banana say to the monkey? Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk!
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What did the banana say to the monkey? What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk! Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk!

What do you call a banana eating a banana? Canabananalism!
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What do you call a banana eating a banana? What do you call a banana eating a banana?

Canabananalism! Canabananalism!

What do you call shoes made out of banana peels? Slippers, of course!
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What do you call shoes made out of banana peels? What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?

Slippers, of course! Slippers, of course!

What is a sheep's favorite fruit? A baaaaa-nana!
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What is a sheep's favorite fruit? What is a sheep's favorite fruit?

A baaaaa-nana! A baaaaa-nana!

What kind of fruit likes to tease other fruit? A baa-na-naa-na-naa-naa!
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What kind of fruit likes to tease other fruit? What kind of fruit likes to tease other fruit?

A baa-na-naa-na-naa-naa! A baa-na-naa-na-naa-naa!

What's the best way to open a banana? With a mon-key!
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What's the best way to open a banana? What's the best way to open a banana?

With a mon-key! With a mon-key!

What's the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut one in half!
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What's the easiest way to make a banana split? What's the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut one in half! Cut one in half!

Where do bananas go to get an education? Sundae school!
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Where do bananas go to get an education? Where do bananas go to get an education?

Sundae school! Sundae school!

Why can't bananas say, Hi? Because they can only yell, Low!
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Why can't bananas say, "Hi"? Why can't bananas say, "Hi"?

Because they can only yell, "Low!" Because they can only yell, "Low!"

Why did the banana farmer lose his job? Because he kept throwing out all the bent ones!
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Why did the banana farmer lose his job? Why did the banana farmer lose his job?

Because he kept throwing out all the bent ones! Because he kept throwing out all the bent ones!

Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?  It had split ends!
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Why did the banana go to the hairdresser? Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?

It had split ends! It had split ends!

Why did the banana go to the dance with a prune? Because it couldn't find a date!
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Explanation:
A date is the small, extremely sweet fruit from the date palm.

Why did the banana go to the dance with a prune? Why did the banana go to the dance with a prune?

Because it couldn't find a date! Because it couldn't find a date!

Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital? It wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital? Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital?

It wasn't peeling well! It wasn't peeling well!

Why don't bananas like the sun? They get sunburned and peel!
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Why don't bananas like the sun? Why don't bananas like the sun?

They get sunburned and peel! They get sunburned and peel!


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