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Hilarious Biology Jokes for Kids

Careful, these cheesy biology jokes will grow on you!

Biology is the study of life, and well, we all know that life can be pretty funny sometimes.

When you're done cleaning out your petri dishes, take a look at these hilarious biology jokes for kids and maybe have a few chuckles.

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Biologists have just discovered that legs are hereditary... Biologists have just discovered that legs are hereditary...

They run in your jeans! They run in your jeans!

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Did you hear about the red blood cells that fell in love and planned to elope? Did you hear about the red blood cells that fell in love and planned to elope?

Alas, it was all in vein. Alas, it was all in vein.

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Why was the biologist such a great mother? Why was the biologist such a great mother?

She had mom genes! She had mom genes!

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What did one DNA strand say to the other? What did one DNA strand say to the other?

Do these genes look good on me? Do these genes look good on me?

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T cells are white blood cells that play a central role in our bodies' immune responses. The gene pool is the imaginary collection of all the DNA in a population.

On the less-science-y end of things, Mr. T is an American actor and retired wrestler, known for his catchphrase, "I pity the fool!"

What do Mr. T cells say? What do Mr. T cells say?

"I pity the gene pool!" "I pity the gene pool!"

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Sutures is the medical word for stitches. "Suture self" sounds an awful lot like "suit yourself!"

What do you call low-budget surgery? What do you call low-budget surgery?

Suture self! Suture self!

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What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar? What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar?

Buck teeth! Buck teeth!

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Who's shorter than a biologist? Who's shorter than a biologist?

A microbiologist, of course! A microbiologist, of course!

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Why did the bacteria post a video online? Why did the bacteria post a video online?

They wanted to go viral. They wanted to go viral.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Sadly, he didn't have any body to go with... Sadly, he didn't have any body to go with...


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