Pretty much everyone loves a good fruit salad (especially monkeys). Whether you're a fan of apples, bananas, oranges, or grapes, we've got you covered with some fruity humor that's sure to tickle your funny bone.
From puns to silly one-liners, it's all here. And the best part? These jokes are so corny, they're actually funny. So grab a bowl of your favorite fruit (or a fruit smoothie) and get ready to chuckle your way through this fruit salad of Experimonkey's corniest and goofiest fruit jokes.
And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious computer science jokes and space jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.
Did you hear about the fruit that committed a crime? Did you hear about the fruit that committed a crime?
It was a strobbery! It was a strobbery!
How do you care for a sick lemon? How do you care for a sick lemon?
Give it lemon aid! Give it lemon aid!
How do you fix a broken tomato? How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste! With tomato paste!
What did the peel say to the orange? What did the peel say to the orange?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered!" "Don't worry, I've got you covered!"
What did the tomato say to the little tomato that kept dawdling? What did the tomato say to the little tomato that kept dawdling?
"Ketchup already!" "Ketchup already!"
What do you call a strawberry playing the electric guitar? What do you call a strawberry playing the electric guitar?
A jam session! A jam session!
What kind of fruit likes to tease other fruit? What kind of fruit likes to tease other fruit?
A baa-na-naa-na-naa-naa! A baa-na-naa-na-naa-naa!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple! Finding half a worm in your apple!
What's the only type of apple that doesn't grow on a tree? What's the only type of apple that doesn't grow on a tree?
A pineapple! A pineapple!
What's the quickest way to make a strawberry shake? What's the quickest way to make a strawberry shake?
Find one and tell it some scary ghost stories! Find one and tell it some scary ghost stories!
When is it okay to go on red and stop at green? When is it okay to go on red and stop at green?
When you're eating watermelon! When you're eating watermelon!
Where do little apes go to sleep? Where do little apes go to sleep?
In apricots! In apricots!
Why can't bananas say, "Hi"? Why can't bananas say, "Hi"?
Because they can only yell, "Low!" Because they can only yell, "Low!"
Why did the banana go to the dance with a prune? Why did the banana go to the dance with a prune?
It couldn't find a date! It couldn't find a date!
Why did the grapes suddenly get tired? Why did the grapes suddenly get tired?
They ran out of juice! They ran out of juice!
Why did the orange get fired from the juice factory? Why did the orange get fired from the juice factory?
It couldn't concentrate on its work! It couldn't concentrate on its work!
Why was the peach so happy after being left in the sun? Why was the peach so happy after being left in the sun?
It was feeling all warm and fuzzy! It was feeling all warm and fuzzy!
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