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11 Hilariously Corny Cat Jokes for Kids

If you're looking for laughs right meow, these jokes about our furry feline friends are just purr-fect!

Cats and humans have been friends for about 9,500 years. If we had to guess the first time someone laughed at a cat, it would probably be 9,500 years ago.

From LOLCats to cheeseburger-loving cats, there's no shortage of cat jokes, pictures, gifs, and videos on the internet. And, well, we just thought we'd contribute a few more.

And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious bug jokes and physics jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.

Do cats know how to use computers? Not sure, but they seem to like the mouse.

Do cats know how to use computers? Do cats know how to use computers?

Not sure, but they seem to like the mouse. Not sure, but they seem to like the mouse.

How many lives does a radioactive cat have? 18 half-lives!

How many lives does a radioactive cat have? How many lives does a radioactive cat have?

18 half-lives! 18 half-lives!

What do cats do after brushing their teeth? Gargle with mouse wash!

What do cats do after brushing their teeth? What do cats do after brushing their teeth?

Gargle with mouse wash! Gargle with mouse wash!

What do cats say before winning a game of chess? Check meowt!

What do cats say before winning a game of chess? What do cats say before winning a game of chess?

"Check meowt!" "Check meowt!"

What do you call a cat climbing a tree? A catalog!

What do you call a cat climbing a tree? What do you call a cat climbing a tree?

A catalog! A catalog!

What do you call a cat pharmacist? A caterpillar!

What do you call a cat pharmacist? What do you call a cat pharmacist?

A caterpillar! A caterpillar!

What do you call a large pile of cats? A meow-ntain!

What do you call a large pile of cats? What do you call a large pile of cats?

A meow-ntain! A meow-ntain!

What type of breakfast cereal do cats prefer? Mice Krispies!

What type of breakfast cereal do cats prefer? What type of breakfast cereal do cats prefer?

Mice Krispies! Mice Krispies!

What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mouse-keeping!

What's a cat's favorite magazine? What's a cat's favorite magazine?

Good Mouse-keeping! Good Mouse-keeping!

Why are cats so good at winning arguments? They can be extremely purr-suasive!

Why are cats so good at winning arguments? Why are cats so good at winning arguments?

They can be extremely purr-suasive! They can be extremely purr-suasive!

Why is the cat on its way to school? It wanted to learn some science right meow!

Why is the cat on its way to school? Why is the cat on its way to school?

It wanted to learn some science right meow! It wanted to learn some science right meow!

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On 19 October 2022, Deathrider990 said,
I ADORE CATS BECAUSE THEY ARE THE MOST ADORABLEEST THINGS IN THE WORLD
On 5 January 2021, Anonymous Primate said,
i love cats the science one got me though I LOVE ALLLLLL
On 16 December 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
love cat jokes there purr-fect
On 9 December 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
It was absolutely purr-fect
On 25 November 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
lola the good mouse keeping one hahah
On 23 November 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
Yeet meow like cats cat joke: Whats a cats favorite drink meowshake thank you thank you
On 20 November 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
idk wht you have done to there faces... but funny!
On 17 November 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
it was pretty funny lol but mice krispies got me
On 16 November 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
I love cats, very funny
On 15 October 2020, Anonymous Primate said,
:< its somthing i don't know what it is but its somthing...