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Hilarious Cat Jokes for Kids

If you're looking for laughs right meow, these jokes about our furry feline friends are just purr-fect!

Cats and humans have been friends for about 9,500 years. If we had to guess the first time someone laughed at a cat, it would probably be 9,500 years ago.

From LOLCats to cheeseburger-loving cats, there's no shortage of cat jokes, pictures, gifs, and videos on the internet. And, well, we just thought we'd contribute a few more.

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Do cats know how to use computers? Do cats know how to use computers?

No, but they're very interested in the mouse! No, but they're very interested in the mouse!

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What do cats say before winning a game of chess? What do cats say before winning a game of chess?

"Check meowt!" "Check meowt!"

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What do you call a cat pharmacist? What do you call a cat pharmacist?

A caterpillar! A caterpillar!

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What's a cat's favorite magazine? What's a cat's favorite magazine?

Good Mouse-keeping! Good Mouse-keeping!

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Why are cats so good at winning arguments? Why are cats so good at winning arguments?

They can be extremely purr-suasive! They can be extremely purr-suasive!

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Why is the cat on its way to school? Why is the cat on its way to school?

It wanted to learn some science right meow! It wanted to learn some science right meow!


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