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4 Hilariously Corny Doctor Jokes for Kids

A joke a day keeps the doctor away!

These goofy puns and riddles will have you in stitches (err... sutures)!

And when you're done with these, be sure to take a look at these hilarious dinosaur jokes and physics jokes! Or, go back to all jokes.

Did you hear the joke about COVID-19? Never mind, I don't want to spread it!
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Did you hear the joke about COVID-19? Did you hear the joke about COVID-19?

Never mind, I don't want to spread it! Never mind, I don't want to spread it!

What do you call low-budget surgery? Suture self!
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Explanation:
Sutures is the medical word for stitches. "Suture self" sounds an awful lot like "suit yourself!"

What do you call low-budget surgery? What do you call low-budget surgery?

Suture self! Suture self!

What letters do dentists use most often? I-C-D-K!
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What letters do dentists use most often? What letters do dentists use most often?

I-C-D-K! I-C-D-K!

Why don't doctors mind long waits? They rarely run out of patients!
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Why don't doctors mind long waits? Why don't doctors mind long waits?

They rarely run out of patients! They rarely run out of patients!

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