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Hilarious Monkey Jokes for Kids

Quit your monkey business and get ready to go bananas from laughter with these ridiculous monkey jokes!

Hold the (banana) phone! You didn't think we'd scrimp on the monkey jokes did you?!

Get ready for some of the funniest jokes we've heard about our mischievous primate cousins. This is Experimonkey after all!

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What did the banana say to the monkey? What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk! Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk!

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What's the best way to open a banana? What's the best way to open a banana?

With a mon-key! With a mon-key!

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Where do Capuchins go to work? Where do Capuchins go to work?

At the monkey business! At the monkey business!

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Where do some adult monkeys go to hang out? Where do some adult monkeys go to hang out?

Monkey bars! Monkey bars!

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Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital? Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital?

It wasn't peeling well! It wasn't peeling well!


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