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6 Hilariously Corny Magnet Jokes for Kids

There are two kinds of people: those repelled and those attracted to these magnetically cheesy jokes.

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A magnet walked into a bar... It stuck.

A magnet walked into a bar... A magnet walked into a bar...

It stuck. It stuck.

An electron walks into a magnetic field... Yes, that's it. There's no punchline. Physics isn't a joke.

An electron walks into a magnetic field... An electron walks into a magnetic field...

Yes, that's it. There's no punchline. Physics isn't a joke. Yes, that's it. There's no punchline. Physics isn't a joke.

My new fridge magnet works great... So far, I've caught 10 of them!

My new fridge magnet works great... My new fridge magnet works great...

So far, I've caught 10 of them! So far, I've caught 10 of them!

What is a magnet's favorite sport? Pole vaulting!
Explanation:
Magnetic poles are the regions on a magnet where the magnetic field is the strongest. On bar magnets, these are usually labeled as North and South: opposites attract and like poles repel!

What is a magnet's favorite sport? What is a magnet's favorite sport?

Pole vaulting! Pole vaulting!

What's a magnet's favorite amusement park ride? The ferrous wheel!
Explanation:
Ferrous means something made out of iron— which magnets love!

What's a magnet's favorite amusement park ride? What's a magnet's favorite amusement park ride?

The ferrous wheel! The ferrous wheel!

Where do magnets come from? They grow in magnetic fields!

Where do magnets come from? Where do magnets come from?

They grow in magnetic fields! They grow in magnetic fields!

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