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Hilarious Animal Jokes for Kids

These jokes will make you go wild with laughter!

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

There's nothing more classic than a good, old-fashioned animal joke. And now, from cheeseburger-loving cats to screaming goats, the internet has a seemingly infinite supply of hilarious jokes, pictures, gifs, and videos of animals.

But, in case you haven't had enough, here are some more of Experimonkey's best animal jokes for kids!

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Did you hear about the cow that tried to start a business? Did you hear about the cow that tried to start a business?

Unfortunately, it was an udder catastrophe! Unfortunately, it was an udder catastrophe!

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Do cats know how to use computers? Do cats know how to use computers?

No, but they're very interested in the mouse! No, but they're very interested in the mouse!

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What did the banana say to the monkey? What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk! Nothing, silly! Bananas can't talk!

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What do you call a cat pharmacist? What do you call a cat pharmacist?

A caterpillar! A caterpillar!

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What do you call a hedgehog riding on a turtle? What do you call a hedgehog riding on a turtle?

A slowpoke! A slowpoke!

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What do you call a prehistoric pig? What do you call a prehistoric pig?

A Jurassic pork! A Jurassic pork!

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What do you call a sleeping cow? What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bulldozer! A bulldozer!

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What do you call a toad that gets stuck in the mud? What do you call a toad that gets stuck in the mud?

Annoyed and unhoppy! Annoyed and unhoppy!

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What do you call an elephant that's gone to the dark side? What do you call an elephant that's gone to the dark side?

Darth Elevator! Darth Elevator!

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What is a frog's favorite food? What is a frog's favorite food?

French flies! French flies!

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What is a rabbit's favorite restaurant? What is a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

IHOP, of course! IHOP, of course!

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What is a snake's favorite letter? What is a snake's favorite letter?

The letter 'Q'! Just kidding, you're right it's the letter 'S'! The letter 'Q'! Just kidding, you're right it's the letter 'S'!

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What kind of buildings do city pigs live in? What kind of buildings do city pigs live in?

Sty scrapers! Sty scrapers!

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What type of fish is most afraid of dogs? What type of fish is most afraid of dogs?

Catfish, of course! Catfish, of course!

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What's a cat's favorite magazine? What's a cat's favorite magazine?

Good Mouse-keeping! Good Mouse-keeping!

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What's the best way to open a banana? What's the best way to open a banana?

With a mon-key! With a mon-key!

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Where do Capuchins go to work? Where do Capuchins go to work?

At the monkey business! At the monkey business!

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Where do polar bears go to vote? Where do polar bears go to vote?

At the north poll! At the north poll!

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Where do some adult monkeys go to hang out? Where do some adult monkeys go to hang out?

Monkey bars! Monkey bars!

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Where's the best place to spot a bald eagle? Where's the best place to spot a bald eagle?

At the wig shop! At the wig shop!

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Why are cats so good at winning arguments? Why are cats so good at winning arguments?

They can be extremely purr-suasive! They can be extremely purr-suasive!

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Why are fish so smart? Why are fish so smart?

They live in schools! They live in schools!

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Why are frogs always so carefree? Why are frogs always so carefree?

They just eat whatever bugs them! They just eat whatever bugs them!

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Why are some rabbits gold colored? Why are some rabbits gold colored?

They ate 24 karats! They ate 24 karats!

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Water (H2O) is what's known as a polar molecule. Polar molecules tend to mix only with other polar molecules, while staying separate from non-polar molecules, such as oil.

Why did the bear dissolve in water? Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was polar! It was polar!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide! To get to the other slide!

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Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital? Why did the monkey take the banana to the hospital?

It wasn't peeling well! It wasn't peeling well!

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Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Because they have such big fingers! Because they have such big fingers!

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Why do so many fish live in saltwater? Why do so many fish live in saltwater?

Because pepper would make them sneeze! Because pepper would make them sneeze!

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Why do teachers keep birds as pets? Why do teachers keep birds as pets?

For parrot-teacher conferences! For parrot-teacher conferences!

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Why do tigers have stripes? Why do tigers have stripes?

So they don't get spotted! So they don't get spotted!

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Why is the cat on its way to school? Why is the cat on its way to school?

It wanted to learn some science right meow! It wanted to learn some science right meow!

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Why was the pony having trouble singing? Why was the pony having trouble singing?

It was a little horse! It was a little horse!


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