Experimonkey's science jokes page will have you cracking up with tons of hilarious, clean science jokes, clever riddles, and goofy puns for kids. Remember, scientists like to laugh too!
What do physics teachers do on weekends? They go out fission!
What did the ocean say to the seashore? Nothing, it just waved.
A hungry neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a big meal. When it's time to pay, he's surprised to see that the bill is already paid! He tells the waiter, thinking that there must be some mistake. Instead, the waiter smiles at him, and says, "For you, no charge."
What kind of books tell about astronaut superheroes? Comet books!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? The saxo-bone!
What kind of buildings do pigs from New York City live in? Sty-scrapers!
How did the biologist know that the woman was a mother? She had mom genes!
Why don't dinosaurs drive? A long time ago, one couldn't reach the steering wheel and got into an accident. The newspaper headline read: "Tyrannosaurus Wrecks."
Why can't your arm be exactly twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
Why do hurricanes have such good vision? They have such large eyes!
Who's shorter than a biologist? A microbiologist, of course.
Why should you never argue with pi? Because it's irrational!