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Experimonkey's science jokes page will have you cracking up with tons of hilarious science jokes, clever riddles, and goofy puns for kids. Remember, scientists like to laugh too!


What's the temperature supposed to be like today in Texas? Chili.


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What did the volcano say to his wife? I lava you!


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How do you find a bald eagle? Head over to the wig shop!


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How do you identify a dogwood tree? By its flowers and bark, of course!


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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!


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What did the radio operator say when she stubbed her toe? Ouch, that hertz!


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What did the chemists say after blowing up a balloon? "HeHe!"


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What do astronauts use when typing? The space bar, of course!


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Where do chemists put their dirty dishes? In the zinc.


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Why did the astronaut go missing before the Shuttle launch? He thought it was lunch time instead of launch time.


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Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium are getting married? OMg!


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What do you call a turtle crossed with a porcupine? A slow poke!


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Which molecules move slower, cold or hot? Cold molecules, because you can catch a cold!


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What is a tree's favorite branch of science? Chemistry!


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How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!


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Why do teachers keep parrots as pets? For parrot-teacher conferences!


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How do you get a squid to laugh? With ten tickles!


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Why did the bear dissolve in water? It was polar.


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What did the tree wear swimming? Trunks!


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What do you call low-budget surgery? Suture self!


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Why couldn't the astronomer get a room at the Lunar Hotel? It was already full.


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What kind of books tell about astronaut superheroes? Comet books!


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What did the chemist say when she was finally back in the lab? "Ah, I'm back in my element."


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A hungry neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a big meal. When it's time to pay, he's surprised to see that the bill is for $0––free! He tells the waiter, thinking that there must be some mistake. Instead, the waiter smiles at him, and says, "For you, no charge."


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How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb? I could tell you, but then we wouldn't know where the light bulb is.


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Why is rubber so crazy? It doesn't know how to conduct itself properly.


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Why are chemistry teachers so good at problem solving? They always have lots of solutions!


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Two atoms were walking down the hallway when one of them said to the other, "Oh no, I think I lost an electron!" The other replies, "Really?! Are you sure?" The other atom sighs and says, "Yes, I'm absolutely positive."


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What's a tornado's favorite game to play at parties? Twister!


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Why are frogs so carefree? They just eat whatever bugs them!


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One tectonic plate accidentally bumps into another and says, "Sorry, my fault."


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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"


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What did the geneticist wear to work? Her blue genes!


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Did you hear that someone in the orchestra almost got hit by lightning? I think it was the conductor.


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Did you hear Saturn got engaged the other day? Just look at that ring!


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It's tough to make up good science jokes. All the good punch lines argon already.


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Some people are good at science. Others have alkynes of trouble with chemistry.


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How do trees use Experimonkey? They log in!


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Why do bees always have such good-looking hair? They're always nearby honeycombs!


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Oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK.


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Sir Isaac Newton is one of the most well-known and important scientists of all time. He definitely Newtons of stuff!


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What do Mr. T cells say? "I pity the gene pool!"


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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "Lettuce." "Lettuce who?" "Lettuce in, it's cold out here!"


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Why do insects have so many cousins? Because they have so many ants and uncles!


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Why did the lightning bug do so well in school? He was very bright!


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Why do tigers have stripes? So they don't get spotted.


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What did the geologist say to his friend? "I promise I'll never take you for granite!"


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A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Excuse me, do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?” “Don’t you mean aspirin?” asks the pharmacist. “That’s it! I can never remember that word.”


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Chemistry jokes are funny, but only if you hear them periodically.


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What is an astronomer's trick to throwing a great party? Planet ahead of time!


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I was going to say a joke about sodium, but Na.


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What do you call a fly that lives on a dairy farm? A butterfly!


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Why were the atoms such good friends? They bonded well together!


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How many lives does a radioactive cat have? 18 half-lives!


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How do chemists plant seeds? Barium, of course!


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Why should you never trust an atom? They make up everything!


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What is the smartest of all insects? The spelling bee!


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What did one suspicious solution say to the other? "I've got my ion you."


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Which detective did the police contact to catch the battery thief? Sherlock Ohms!


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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering that lightning was electrical? Shocked!


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What has wheels and flies? A garbage truck!


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Where do astronauts pay to park? Parking meteors!


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Why do hurricanes have such good vision? They have such large and powerful eyes!


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What did the ocean say to the seashore? Nothing, it just waved.


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Everyone's seen the new YouTube video about bacteria. It went viral.


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Why don't dinosaurs drive? A long time ago, one couldn't reach the steering wheel and got into an accident. The newspaper headline read: "Tyrannosaurus Wrecks."


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What do physics teachers do on weekends? They go out fission!


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What did the physicist say in his first boxing match? "Let me atom!"


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A photon checks into a hotel. When asked if she needs help with her luggage, the photon replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."


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